Tuesday, January 6, 2009

i heart hotel


pinnacle of japanese tech... LOVE HOTEL... totally man-free!!! everything is automated like a vending machine for absolute discreet service! U get into the room with a touch screen selection, door opens and u let you in, and u r locked in until u pay the vending machine door via cash or credit card. Indoor u’d find all sort of entertain u can imagine… Onsen spa bath, leggie stockings & eye mask (go figure)… lotions… pills (go figure again)… and of cos necessary protections… TV with adult video, KTV and food menu… full stock bar… free corn soup and bread… contact lens storage/saline… damn they r 10 times better then Hyatt… even the lift is one for up only and one for down only, so u won’t bump into anyone… body shampoo are fragrance free so that your wife won’t suspect u r cheating on her…  all hail LOVE HOTEL!!!! 



2 comments:

Dragon Long said...

haha! Cool man! Should have tried it with you last time in Japan!
Why e photos without any models or 'toys'? Haha!

kiwi pang said...

Look at those small little boxes again... they sell "toys"...